I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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