I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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