he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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