think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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