it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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