Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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