Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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