found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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