I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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