Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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