She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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