I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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