ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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