I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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