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Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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