and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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