I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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