Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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