i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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