The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
