He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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