Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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