I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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