she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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