he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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