I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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