wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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