I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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