dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
do nipples grow back?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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