remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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