i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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