Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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