In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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