remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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