Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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