How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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