Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Come see our sink grown plant.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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