it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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