Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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