How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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