The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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