Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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