Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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