i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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