I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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