i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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