my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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