Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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