Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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