I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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