even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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