Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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