hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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