there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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