official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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