Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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