We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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